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Nonsense in a nutshell.

October 1, 2013 4:55 pm

My übertalented daughter made me these cute Tim Burton-esque plushies. Zombie Bunny and Stripy Platypus.

September 15, 2013 3:33 pm
"It’s all about money, not freedom, ya’ll, okay? Nothing to do with fuckin’ freedom. If you think you’re free, try going somewhere without fucking money, okay?"

"It’s all about money, not freedom, ya’ll, okay? Nothing to do with fuckin’ freedom. If you think you’re free, try going somewhere without fucking money, okay?"

August 16, 2013 3:46 am 3:46 am July 19, 2013 7:06 pm

The big Magnum cover-up

Anyone else bought “chocolate and caramel” Magnums half price at Tesco only to find they’re chocolate and coffee? I have…twice..

12:51 pm
"I can remember staring at the orphanage and feeling envy."

George Carlin
June 29, 2013 2:32 pm

Finding Gromit

June 20, 2013 4:33 pm

A belated answer…

to a question sent anonymously to my Tumblr account last year. I’d completely forgotten about it until I was tidying up my emails last week and found the notification email: 14/03/2012 Anonymous has asked you a question..

Needless to say it was from a troll and it was a vile, little poke at me. It was deleted soon after I’d showed it to my partner and we shared a little giggle before carrying on with the important task of building a new life together.

Anyway, back to the point of the post…It was while tidying up my emails that it struck me that I’ve never exercised my right to reply so here goes.

Firstly, despite the fact you posted anonymously, I have a fair idea who you were (are) because you mentioned the fact I was living in Bristol. I had only moved the week before you posted your little dig at me and only a handful of people knew I had moved, thicko.

I thought about your big, scary demand that I “get the fuk (sic) out of Bristol” for about a nanosecond. I’m still here! In fact we have an amazing view for miles over this beautiful city from our roof garden.

Finally I wish you all the best and hope you find some happiness so that you no longer feel the need to send poisonous little threats online. I found my happiness and he’s amazing.

Feel free to reply - you should be aware that I disabled the setting allowing anonymous questions so you’ll have to have the balls to reply in person but, before you do, please learn to spell. Fuck has a ‘c’ in it, eg. “The best thing to do when confronted by a bully is to tell them to fuck off.”

Much love

Donna x

June 28, 2012 3:31 pm

Unique Little Houses

takingupthebanjo:

fuckyeahawesomehouses:

I’d love my own weird little house. Even better if it was realistic to think I actually could. Alas, I’ll just have to settle for world domination.

Want

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June 25, 2012 12:47 am
Football is painful

Football is painful